Why bananas? and what do they want?

1. Why bananas?

I've a been banana for various reasons, some just say I am bananas:

bananas definition:

1. mod.

crazy.  :  You were bananas before I ever showed up on the scene.

2. mod.

enthusiastic. :  The audience was bananas over the new star

Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions by Richard A. Spears.Fourth Edition. Copyright 2007. Published by McGraw Hill.

So I have embraced the brightly coloured, bendy-looking fruit, that is tasty in pancakes, is a smile or a frown, a compact yet useless telephone/handgun and quite nice to om nom nom before a run.

And yes. It makes no sense. But that is why it is bananas.

2. What do bananas want?

Bananas love: travelling, music, books, different cultures, movies, sport and exercise, food, facebook, iphone, cute, quirky and sometimes shiny and sleek things that are practical. All of which is what bananas want or any other Generation-Y kool kats are interested in.

I would like to insert music here.

But I can't. So I've inserted some of the lyrics to 'Now Generation' by the Black Eyed Peas which sums up what bananas are all interested in:

" I want money

I want it want it want it

Fast internet

Stay connected in a jet

Wi-fi, podcast

Blasting out an SMS

Text me and I text you back

Check me on the iChat

I’m all about that h t t p

You’re a PC I’m a Mac

I want it -

Myspace in your space

Facebook is a new place

Dip divin’ socializin’

I’ll be out in cyber space

Google is my professor

Wikipedia checker

Checkin my account

Loggin in and loggin out

Baby I want it..

Now! -

We are the now generation

We are the generation now

This is the now generation

This is the generation now

I want money

I want cold hard cash

I’ll take your dollar and your euro

And you’ll have a blast

So take your day and your credit

And stick it up your ass

And do it now! -

It was a now generation

And I just can’t wait

I need it immediately

And I Just can’t wait

I want it immediately

Cause if time can’t wait then

I sure can’t wait

I ain’t got no patience

No I just can’t wait

Not again

Expedite

No time for procrastination

Expedite

Improve my sensation."